PLEIADEAN
PHYSICS PROSTITUTES
"Will trade sex for secrets of Nature."
Alone in your bed on a hot summer night, you're awaked by a deep, humming
sound and a ravenous sexual appetite. Then suddenly space itself seems
to split open and out of a shimmering green cave in the air oozes the most
beautiful creature of the opposite sex you've ever seen in your life. Some
of the details may not seem quite right--the number of fingers, the shape
of the mouth but she/he's the stuff dreams are made of and you want him/her
bad--their visuals are a bit off the mark but their mammalian pheremone
package is right on the mark, and with each gasp for breath, molecular
sexual messengers are shifting every cell in your body into throbbing erotic
overdrive.
"Will trade sex for secrets of Nature" resonates telepathically
in whatever's left of your higher cognitive centers. But before you surrender
your body and soul to this sex-scented seducer from the lush green hole
in space, there are a few things you should know about Pleiadian Physics
Prostitutes.
In the first place, the're not from the Pleiades.
Nobody knows where they come from. They could be emanations from other
galaxies, or from other dimensions. Or they may even be ancient forms of
sentience native to Earth. One thing is certain: they will tell you anything
you want to hear in order to get themselves laid.
Secondly, the're dead serious about what they offer. If you choose to have
sex with them they will share with you real knowledge of alien physics.
In fact much of the time the sex and the sharing of knowledge are indistinguishable.
They do not lie. Sexual intercourse with a Pleiadean Physics Prostitute
cannot fail to teach you a lot about how our Universe actually operates.
Third, they possess so much knowledge of the mental/physical realm that
for them the process we call "science" has come to an end. Altho
they are not omniscient, they do know everything that they consider worth
knowing. Their physics is complete--they possess the One Unified Theory
of Matter, of Spirit and of Consciousness. Whereever they come from, they
have gorged themselves on knowledge, and hunger no more for mere facts.
Fourth, their science drives satisfied, it is not New Knowledge they seek
but New Experience--the experiences they especially prize are experiences
of union--of deep and intimate communication with other mind/body beings
(of whom there are many trillions in our galaxy alone.)
They are bored with mere symbolic communication (they laugh at our pathetic
radio telescopes) and crave wide-bandwidth empathetic union with other
awarenesses. They want what any truly intelligent life form anywhere wants:
they want to see and be seen by interesting beings. And they "see"
across spectrums that humans know nothing about.
They want to join body, mind and spirit with new and exotic sentiences
like ourselves and they are willing to give up some of their vast knowledge
to negotiate these deep erotic unions. What Pleiadean Physics Prostitutes
are looking for is strange new sex among the backwater fleshpots of Earth.
"Will trade sex for secrets of Nature."
But if they crave wide-band communion with humans so intensely, what has
held them back from seducing every man and every woman on Earth with their
irresistable offers of physics for sex? They certainly do not fear our
weapons which seem simple playthings compared to the least of the powers
wielded by these omnisexual Masters and Mistresses of Time and Space.
What has held them back is not fear of us nor lack of desire--we are sexually
beautiful, utterly strange and immensely desirable in their "eyes".
What has held them back so far has been their innate abhorrence of the
molestation of children.
DOCTOR JABIR (who will always say "yes" to a Pleiadean Prostitute)