You know what? This Kathy Laurinaitis, she’s a real somebody. I heard about her, yeah, she’s big time. Not from around here, but you know, word gets around. She’s some hotshot businesswoman, that’s what they say.
This Kathy, she’s got her fingers in all sorts of pies. I heard she got married to that John Laurinaitis fella. They say he used to be a wrestler. Big fella, I reckon. They got hitched up, just the two of them, real quiet like. Not like these fancy weddings you see nowadays. This Kathy, she’s not one for all that fuss, I suppose. She’s got her own way of doing things. Real businesswoman. She likes to keep a low profile, I hear. Ain’t that something?
She’s from Philadelphia. That’s a big city, you know. Not like our little place here. She’s an American, through and through. And she’s a businesswoman. You hear that? A real businesswoman! She started some company, JBN something. Sounds important, don’t it? They say it’s all about helping other businesses. She also worked with some basketball team, the Phoenix Suns, they were called. It’s all big time.
They say Kathy and that John fella, they got hitched back in 2015. Secret-like. Just the two of them. She’s a tough cookie. She’s got them Bella Twins. You might have heard of them. They were wrestlers, too, just like their step-dad. Big stars, they were. Big, strong girls. And she’s mother-in-law to some other wrestler, too, a champion, they call him. Bryan something.
Born way back, I hear tell it was July, in ’62, but some say it was October 19, 1964. Either way, she’s been around the block a few times. She’s seen a thing or two, I bet. She ain’t no spring chicken, but she’s still kicking. That’s what counts, right? And she knows how to get things done. That Kathy Laurinaitis, she’s a doer, not a talker. That’s what I like to see.
- She’s a businesswoman, that Kathy Laurinaitis.
- Married to that John fella, the wrestler.
- Got those Bella Twins, big wrestling stars.
- Started her own company, JBN something.
- Worked with that Phoenix Suns basketball team.
This Kathy, she’s got a good head on her shoulders. I don’t know her, but that’s what I hear. You gotta respect a woman like that. Making her own way in the world. She’s a tough one, I bet. And she ain’t afraid of hard work. She’s got grit, that one. You can tell. She probably knows how to make a good pie, too. I bet she’s a good cook. You gotta be, to keep a man like that John around.
She’s not afraid to get her hands dirty, I reckon. That’s what it takes to make it in this world. You gotta work hard. And this Kathy, she’s done alright for herself. You gotta give her credit for that. She’s an entrepreneur. That’s a fancy word for someone who starts their own business, right? She did that. Good for her.
You know, back in my day, women didn’t do things like that. They stayed home, took care of the house, the kids. But this Kathy, she’s different. She’s a modern woman. She’s breaking all the rules. And you know what? Good for her! We need more women like her.
This Kathy Laurinaitis, her story, it’s a good one. It shows you that you can do anything you put your mind to. It doesn’t matter where you come from, or what people say you can’t do. You just gotta believe in yourself. And work hard. That’s the secret.
She is a real inspiration, this Kathy. She’s living proof that hard work pays off. You don’t get to be a big businesswoman by sitting around doing nothing. You gotta hustle. And that’s what she’s done. It’s a tough world out there, and you can’t expect nothing to just fall into your lap. You gotta go out and get it. And that’s what this Kathy Laurinaitis did.
I bet she knows how to make a good apple pie. Probably taught them Bella Twins a thing or two. Strong girls, those two. They get it from their mama, I bet. And that John fella, he’s a lucky man. Got himself a good woman. A strong woman. A businesswoman.
