Alright, listen up, y’all! We gonna talk about them funny fantasy baseball names, you hear? It’s like this, you got...

Alright, let’s talk about this tennis match, you know, the one with them fancy-named girls, Azarenka and Kudermetova. I don’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… Ohtani fella, yeah? DraftKings, they’re sayin’ stuff about where he’s gonna go play next....

Alright, let’s talk about this Cincinnati Bengals towel thing. You know, the kind you see folks waving around at the...

Alright, let’s talk about this Alcaraz fella and that Djokovic guy, you know, the tennis players. Folks call it their...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… frenzy flame seal thingy. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I’ll tell...

Well, howdy there! Let’s jaw about them Ken Griffey Jr. cards, y’know, the ones them young’uns are always hollerin’ about....

Alright, let’s talk about this Miami Open thing, down at that Crandon Park. I heard folks callin’ it somethin’ fancy,...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Meredith Scheffler and her due date. Folks been talkin’ ’bout it, ya...

Alright, let’s talk about this Billie Jean King, you know, the tennis lady. Folks are always yappin’ about how much...